BullShit Detector

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$125.00

Supplied with the extended upper limit this battery powered, hand held portable Bull Shit Detector is suitable for use in Bikes and Trikes. Carry it with you to give yourself a sporting chance when dealing with the Steve Alexanders of this world. If you meet him face to face you will need to switch the unit to the Smarmy Bullshit Setting. – That will protect the unit from overload!

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Supplied with the extended upper limit, this battery powered, hand held portable Bull Shit Detector is suitable for use in Bikes and Trikes. Carry it with you to give yourself a sporting chance when dealing with the Steve Alexanders of this world. (If you meet him face to face you will need to switch the unit to the Smarmy Bullshit Setting. – That will protect the unit from overload!)

*nb – If it gets exposed to severe bullshit over a long period of time it may become comfortably warm – so to make use of the hand warmer feature, the best time to visit Bikes and Trikes, West Monroe, would be after Hell has frozen over!

‘Batteries not included’

The prices are:   (correct at the time of publishing, but then having been shafted by Bikes & Trikes already you’ll expect the final price might be a lot higher!)

Please allow 14 days for delivery, (which may turn into 28, 36 or even a longer than that, again you’ll be used to waiting longer than the time you were told!)

Disclaimer: … and of course whilst we will always tell you that we will stand behind our products and services, if this bullshit detector does happen to fall apart, or burn you, or even burst into flames the first time you use it in the rain, please don’t waste your time complaining – because, we model our customer complaints procedures on how the Bikes and Trikes system seems to work. It’s the ~ ‘We already got your money and you ain’t never getting that back, so now we’ll just ignore you until you go away’ ~ approach!
– pity you didn’t already have a bullshit detector before you went ahead and bought this one!

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1 review for BullShit Detector

  1. Edward Lear

    This is a brilliant piece of kit. It starts bleeping as soon as the bullshit is within range – that’s about half a mile from Bikes and Trikes. The nearer you get to the source the faster it bleeps. In cases of extreme, close proximity bullshit it produces a continuous loud bleep which drowns out everything else – now that’s a useful feature, not even Steve Alexander can be heard above it! – Just a quick heads-up here, make sure your partner doesn’t know where you keep it, especially if your whereabouts last night needs any explaining away!

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