Concept Crash Helmet
The design just screams Steve Alexander! – OK, Well actually the first thing it screamed at me was ‘Butt Head’ and then by thought association that mental image very quickly morphed into Steve Alexander with one on his head!
These are not available yet but please pre-order and pay now, we will deliver as soon as we get them in stock – if we can be bothered!
Butt Head Helmet
This helmet was designed by a company called good.kz, – that is their web address too. When I noticed the design it just screamed Steve Alexander! – OK, Well actually the first thing it screamed at me was ‘Butt Head’ and then by thought association that mental image very quickly morphed into Steve Alexander with one on his head! He should get one immediately and never take it off.
My lasting impression of him is that he certainly has his head firmly wedged up his own ass, and whatever he says all just sounds like flatulence and leaves a nasty smell in the air every time he opens his pie hole!
I thought a nice feature of this protective headgear would be noise cancelling ear pads for close encounters with Steve Alexander. However by far the best feature would be, in my opinion, an authentic electronic ass hole fitted tastefully, and completely out of sight, right up there in the rear of the helmet. The ‘AEAH’, as it could be known in the trade, would use GPS Navigation Technology, the wearer would hear the ass hole ‘Whistle Dixie’ at speeds over 35mph when in the direct vicinity of the Bikes and Trikes workshop. Like a ‘heads up’ in case they were thinking they might ever get a good job done there!
Please refer to our page on how to measure your head to make sure you get the right size for a safe fit – click here
The prices are: (correct at the time of publishing, but then having been shafted by Bikes & Trikes already you’ll expect the final price might be a lot higher!)
Please allow 14 days for delivery, (which may turn into 28, 36 or even a longer than that, again you’ll be used to waiting longer than the time you were told!)
Disclaimer: … and of course whilst we will always tell you that we will stand behind our products and services, we probably won’t stand too close to the behind of this one. If it malfunctions and craps down the back of your neck or embarrasses you in any way, please don’t waste your time complaining – because, we model our customer complaints procedures on how the Bikes and Trikes system seems to work. It’s the ~ ‘We already got your money and you ain’t never getting that back, so now we’ll just ignore you until you go away’ ~ approach!
XS 53-54cms, S 55-56cms, M 57-58cms, L 59-60cms, XL 61-62cms, XXL 53-64cms